I have a bunch of these in a box somewhere, likely still at my parent's house. In fact, I have a paperback compilation of all the Mario comics from the same era. However, I read them so often they're all but falling to pieces. Same with my Calvin and Hobbes books.

Veit, FWIW, I enjoyed your response. "For all intensive purposes" tickles me about as much as "a mute point," "irregardless," and "could care less" does. These are everyday slights, but I would want to know if I was saying it incorrectly.

Off topic, but one of the reasons I enjoy Kotaku, IO9 and the rest of the family is because the commenters are often smart, well-read and have concrete things to add to a conversation, instead of spouting ignorant nonsense like some other blogs I've come across. This is such a comment.
Anyway, good stuff, sir.

Nobody talks shit behind my back, because I am nice as FUCK to retail and restaurant/hospitality workers. :) Catch more flies with honey and whatever.

AMERICAN ENGLISH RULEZZORMFG!!!1!

Boy, Nintendo should try something like this.

Ahhh I see.

I don't recall Boos and ShyGuys in the SNES Mario Paint, but that may be because I spent most of my time playing that awesome fly swatting mini-game.

I believe the quote on the box is actually Walter White's.

That's actually a great notion; Hall can be dark and funny at the same time. I've liked Hall since Six Feet Under.

Hmmmm... $50 for Battletoads? Seems pricey, although I think I spent $50 on Super Mario 3 when it came out.

A good FPS, or lack of one, does not make or break a console. That said, I'll probably never buy an Ouya anyway.

Given the effort put into the animation, I have to imagine there was some money behind this. My bet is on "real," despite its marketing flaws.

I'm taking my first stab at posting a gif. Apologies if it doesn't work. The Internet confuses and scares me!

Damn, that sounds awfully familiar... But I can't place it!

Oohhh okay, I thought maybe you were suggesting they "insist" themselves upon men, sexually, but this makes way more sense.

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

Insist on what, exactly?

Is that all it takes to become an Internet celebrity? Buy a Phantom camera? Ooh, look at me, I bought a camera, now I'm a "Slo-mo Guy?"