I don't recall Boos and ShyGuys in the SNES Mario Paint, but that may be because I spent most of my time playing that awesome fly swatting mini-game.

I believe the quote on the box is actually Walter White's.

That's actually a great notion; Hall can be dark and funny at the same time. I've liked Hall since Six Feet Under.

Hmmmm... $50 for Battletoads? Seems pricey, although I think I spent $50 on Super Mario 3 when it came out.

A good FPS, or lack of one, does not make or break a console. That said, I'll probably never buy an Ouya anyway.

Given the effort put into the animation, I have to imagine there was some money behind this. My bet is on "real," despite its marketing flaws.

I'm taking my first stab at posting a gif. Apologies if it doesn't work. The Internet confuses and scares me!

Damn, that sounds awfully familiar... But I can't place it!

Oohhh okay, I thought maybe you were suggesting they "insist" themselves upon men, sexually, but this makes way more sense.

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

Insist on what, exactly?

Is that all it takes to become an Internet celebrity? Buy a Phantom camera? Ooh, look at me, I bought a camera, now I'm a "Slo-mo Guy?"

Don't feed the troll, folks.

Good. Maybe all the cash influx going to Team Ico will spur some momentum on The Last Guardian.

Wow, someone who remembers the double pack cereal? You're the first I've met. I still remember the theme song from the commercial... "NIN-TEN-DO (It's a cereal now!!) NIN-TEN-DO (It's a breakfast. Wow!)"

Um, AWESOME?!?! Where can I pick up that Umbrella case with the T-virus vials? There's got to be a way to score that without having to travel to Japan...

I fail to see how an included HDMI cable is either a) a feature, or b) expensive for companies to include with a playback device, as high-quality HDMI cables are available for $3 at Monoprice.com. If you pay more than that, you're just paying for the brand name.

Japan, you awesome.

I see two holes in your arguments, Figments.