CHARLIE FUCKIN' M!?!

I'm so tired of the "We will never see another athlete like..." used on almost every single flash in the pan athlete the comes along.

"There will never be another defensive end prospect like Julius Peppers" - BOOM Jadeveon Clowney

Oh, and JD Clowney was also referred to as "A once in a generation pass rusher". Really? A…

I'm an FSU alumn and Chris Rix used to literally fuck girls right in their pussies on top of campus tables all the time.

He can slam dunk with his penis.

"I just got dunked on by Jeremy Lin."

Girl wants the D soooooo bad.

I'm with Pam on this on. It's not like aging vets get shafted in the sports she covers.

Raiders: Victor Cotto (@CottoVic) and Albert (@TheFakeAlbert)

THIS JUST IN: This guys the man

He should be forced to trade a 1st round pick for Trent Richardson.

Oh no! Six game suspension. Better adjust my fantasy roster ASAP!!!

(What is the point of suspending anyone who is not coach or player?)

Watch Wilkerson and Robert Quinn breaks the bank on 60+ guaranteed. And guess who will be the next Texan in line complaining about their guaranteed money because they signed a contract two years early.

If the dog is female, which all accounts point to yes - he will most likely get a two quarter suspension/ban on selling large sodas.

This guy is the biggest fake there is. "West Side, LBC" . FIRE HIM!

LLWS has no place on ESPN or any of it's sister channels. I'm so sick of it ruining Numbers Never Lie and That cooky Dan LeBetard show with his dad.

JESUS! From the word "impales" and the pic of the video, I thought some poor soul just took a Javelin straight to the ACL!

What did the guys really think of Brock Lesnar?

Even in practice EJ Manuel stares down WRs?

I knew Jamaal Charles wanted out of KC, but this is ridiculous.