Do you think the NFL season will help? Nah.

Extort Jerry Jones? Who does this guy think he is, Joey Galloway?

So many unwritten rules broken in that video clip that Buster Olney locked himself in a hot car at the Walmart parking lot.

LaVar Arrington blocked me...

BREAKING REPORT COMING OUT OF CINCINNATI: Andy Dalton's contract has been voided due to him missing the signature line and signing high and away. Andre Whitworth approves.

Ugh. All this guy literally has to do to be successful is say or do nothing. Literally just watch one of the all time greats win him games and championships. Why is he screwing this up already?

[Reads Deadspin column]

For the last time - I am not the state of San Antonio.

@Rsherman_25 @RealPeterson21 Haha good burn guys. No skin off our backs!!!

- @WashingtonRedskins

Carl Nicks was an awesome player. If you watch the NFC championship game from the Saint Super Bowl year, you will see one of the most dominating guard performances in playoff history. This guy completely dominated the Williams wall. There is a touchdown run in the red zone where he takes Kevin Williams and absolutely…

Is Stephan A. part of a gang?

It really is a shame this guy get more coverage than Greg Robinson and Aaron Donald. From a pure football fan point of view, those two guys can turn the Rams fortunes around instantly. The run game and on the already stacked D-line. I wish Sam wasn't distracting the media. : (

Hint. Josh Gordon, please see pissing mechanism used by Browns fan. - Every Browns fan

Memo to my future kid: Put Football away. Play basketball.

Lets say the three major U.S. sports had no team/salary cap. MLB, NFL and NBA. Would LeBron command the biggest contract out of all? Due to age and ability, my guess:

I wish Screamer wrote more articles on the world super power we have come to know as COLOMBIA and the worlds greatest player of all time we have come to know as King HA-MESS.

If I was Jimmy Graham I would be pissed. And to show my disappointment in the ruling, I would play more like a Tight End, and not put up ridiculous elite Wide Receiver numbers.

One of us.

What about the time he killed R.J. Stanford?

Idk, it depends. I have to go - follow me on twitter if you want to keep in touch . It's the same as my name on here. My name is Carl, by the way. I'm sorry I said those mean things, now I feel bad.