Update (9:25 p.m): sorry

The Falcons paid a heft bounty to trade up and select Julio Jones. While he has had a very nice career and he did help them reach an NFC title game, the team has accomplished very little since. I would rather keep the picks.

At least he's paying attention.

I never understood why him and the NFL NETWORK would support a segment called "On the corner of 21st and Prime".

Why is the cool, jive talking black man doing his segment on a street corner?

BRILLIANT! BRAVO!

Kinda looks like Caliendo when he does Mel Kiper.

HA!

Are you really the coach of the New England Patriots? Really? Really?

UPDATE: Uber hires Robert Klemko

"A punch of poop-covered dollars"

That is horrible.

"Kilgore? Can we maybe get someone else to protect me?" -Frank Gore

Not for nothing, but this took a lot of balls. I know the Texans first line was in a strange formation that allowed this to occur in the first place, but if he even pushes the ball an extra 3-4 yards, or begins to bobble it around while on his feet, he would instantly get blasted in the back by at least two Texans.

You kids now a days are so stupid. That's the window washer not the "nee nee".

Tim Kawakami makes me want to taste my own cum.

How long does this haircut take? He's bald.

I still think Ryan Riddle is the best writer in Pro Football.

I didn't know we were supposed to. Thanks for the heads up!

/kills self

We just have to face the facts. One day Lane Kiffin is going to be hoisting a Super Bowl Trophy in February, while we sit in our living rooms desperately trying to comprehend the correlation between Peak Oil and Social Darwarnism. Lane wins. Again.