NSFW or anywhere else . . .

The one the dealer puts on when you buy your new car/truck.

Also, while we’re here, San Sebastián, Valencia, Bordeaux, and Toulouse. But thanks for playing!

Literally the only city you mentioned that I haven't visited and eaten (quite well) in is Seville.

Rear-end collisions are one of the most common types of accidents. If a car hits you from behind, it’ll almost never be your fault, even if you were stopped. One basic driving rule is that you’re supposed to leave enough room in front of your car to stop when the car in front of you stops suddenly.

“The person with the most necessary job in the world, FIFA’s chairman of audit and compliance, has resigned”

I must have the volume on the car stereo/TV/computer set to an even number.

I will never shit in a Taco Bell for fear it will become the beans.

I can’t deal with the number 6. I watched some movie as a child where 666 was evil and I can’t leave the volume on 6, 16, 26, etc. If there is a post here or on Facebook with a number of likes ending in 6, I will like it regardless. Fuck I’m getting weirded out right now

I like to defecate through a chain-link fence on a warm summer day before I cut the grass at my neighbor’s house. That’s not really a superstition, but it is something that I do.

Even by your comment, pickles and onions are not a side. They are at most a condiment like extra sauce. If I order bbq and you tell me I get 2 sides, you’re going to toss me some fucking spicy pickles and chopped onions and call it a day? Fuck that. Fuck all of that.

Pickles are not a side, and I fully support starting another civil war over the matter.

Pickles? Opinion invalid. No wonder Texas sucks.

Find a stranger in the alps?

It’s the Middle Eastern General Lee.

Counterpoint:

It’s Reed Timmer, who now has a doctorate in meteorology. If that is his wife Maria with him, she has a M.S.. So yes, they are scientists.

[In maternity ward]

I don’t understand how you could not understand cruise control and manual........ The transmission is not related to the fact that the primary point of cruise control is to hold highway speeds. At highway speeds, you don’t need to downshift. Shift into 5th/6th and set cruise just like an automatic. I use the shit out…