Jesus Christ people, the most fun you can have in a 4×4 without leaving your couch is a Range Rover.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

I didn’t before, but I now dislike the Pirates.

Good. I always hated the “star in a reasonably priced car” segment. Very rarely did they have cool guests, instead featuring some vapid celebrity fuckwit I couldn’t give two shits about, blathering on about how little they know or care about cars.

Some Ferrari ads just have to be watched over and over

I am in no way an expert in any way, shape, or form, on the topic of New Zealand. That being said, there is definitely only one farm, salmon or otherwise, in the entire country. Definitely.

I’ve been pitching this for years. The Big 3 and their Japanese copycats just keep putting gigantic penis-hoods on their trucks, only 30% of which seems to be occupied by actual engine components. That’s a lot of pointless air to be toting around at the expense of cargo capacity. Sure, there’s some aero benefit vs the…

How come mine never did that??

Houndstooth seats > all others. I’m a sucker for crap like that. Always glad to see GM in the game though.

Boogity boogity boogity, let’s go racist!

Maybe Travis brought some Kinja over there.

Im so glad we placated the Russians when we pulled the ballistic missile complexes.

When someone doesn’t agree with you reflexively calling them an idiot or other names reflects poorly on you.

Now I'm sad. I've had that trimmer for years now (yay for longevity) and I hate it. The vacuum doesn't do much, and it's impossible to get under my nose, so I have to use scissors to hand trim the Hitler-stache it leaves behind.

Now I'm sad. I've had that trimmer for years now (yay for longevity) and I hate it. The vacuum doesn't do much, and…

Well ... that sucks.

Awwww… Please don’t that awful plastic monstrosity be America: The Car. That’s the kind of shit that makes you want to say you’re Canadian when traveling overseas. I’m sick of Unapologetic Redneck America being the only America.

This is testament to the level of intelligence of said Trans-Am fans.

Oh, well if he’s immortal, I guess it’s not that big a deal.