Aren’t there seven wheels on the trailer, including the actual trailer wheel riding in the trailer itself?

Hot dog topping possibilities are wide open! Do that little weenie up with some feta, red onion, capers and pesto. Want bagels and lox at home but aren’t rich enough to have a butter named James and smoked salmon just sitting around? Split that frank down the middle and lay it on a bagel with cream cheese onion and…

The front brake is on the throttle side because it makes you let off the gas to hit the brake so you’re rear wheel isn’t under power while the front is locked up.

Jesus, even the A pillar is covered in blades!

I hope you’re working on a design involving “pretty sure it’s a lambo”.

Sooooo extortion then.

Yo! Can I get out of the gray’s please?

I know its a mistake to argue arbitrary list assignments with you but I think you’re forgetting about the midwestern militia powerhouse of Michigan. It has four coast lines and borders Canada. If they decide to say fuck it and take the easy out they’ll just join the Canadians, they already say “eh” and have Tim…

Can you take me out of the grays please?

Coming soon to a pawn shop near you.

Braap

My take from this story other than Holy shit that sounds scary is that Ballaban is no help what so ever.

I've never met a girl that was into horses that wasn't also crazy. I'm sure there's exceptions to this but I have yet to see them. I think some wires get crossed when they say "daddy, can I have a pony?" and they actually get one. The only guys I know that are into horses are Amish.

Whatever stickers correspond with your banging stereo system. Nothing says “break into this car” like a big blazing “Kenwood” sticker on the windshield.

If this is Texas, where’s the gun?

Just made it for lunch and the fam loved it. Keep the good stuff coming.

If corn on the cob is that low on the list you need to stop eating shitty corn.

Spit on the foot that was brushed or spit on the broom?

I won’t wear a racing helmet that doesn’t have a scratch on it. Just asking for a crash.

Peekaboo.... Nuked you.