Everybody loves Th’Fall.

I didn’t know there was a Junior and legitimately thought Vinny Sr. was mounting a comeback for a minute there.

I once had to ice my knee and take off a day of work because I tried to get a playing card from under a table with my foot.

“In the building” is also a pretty solid summary of my average day at work.

I’ll mark you down for a 2 on that one.

Passed balls by definition are on the catcher.  Wild pitches on the pitcher.  I know that’s not what you meant, but I’ve already typed this far....

Can the batter do this if there is a man on first? Because at some point there will be a man on first that doesn’t run when this happens, and there will be a rundown between home and first. Can the runner make it back to home? And continue his at-bat?

Wow what's it like to be allergic to fun, man? Do you carry an EpiPen in case you start enjoying yourself?

PRACTICE, we talkin bout PRACTICE!

“....sexual assaulting a woman, exposing himself to another woman, and touching himself in front of a third woman.”

Not everything does. But sometimes sports and politics (broadly defined) are going to intersect, and locking up when that happens like one of those fainting goats when it is frightened is worthy of derision. 

Freddie Freeman Crushes Towering Tater Off His Own Child

There’s something... I don’t want to say “admirable”... about these people’s unwavering commitment to unnecessary evil. Awe-inspiring, maybe? Like, cutting the Special Olympics won’t have the slightest effect on the budget, and keeping it would give them moral cover to do some other depraved shit! But no, they gleefull…

Did the motion come with lotion? 

Granted, it’s just a gesture, but if Roshaun wants to get back at the white guys, he could start making a bunch of Tilda Swinton noises.

They also removed their Google+ post.

At least people know what they are.

Former Marine here. I am a 2x combat veteran. I enjoyed my time in the Corps and made some lifelong friends. The cognitive dissonance is real.

I used to work in online betting. Want to guess where most of the odds setters come from?

How does this article not even mention Perisic who completely wrecked England all game?