“What if a politician did vote against his personal beliefs because his constituents believed something else? But in another instance it was for the wrong cause? “

The Knicks are a terrible basketball team located in New York City. The Nets are a somewhat less terrible basketball team also located in New York City.

I don't know, but I loved it! Especially the dog lifting weights after inhaling his owner.

Ok, but why is that news clip animated with clips from The Sims?

Get out.

There was a different article from BI where they were quoted as saying they were sorry but didn't know how wrong it was.

Rudolph was perfection as Bey: the voice, the little "I know I'm awesome" shoulder shrug. SAT-UR-DAY NITE! And I loved Short getting blown away by the wind machine. The best bit in the show, by far!

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I'm beginning to think Suge Knight might not be a good person.

FREE G AND T FROM THE GREYS ALREADY IS THIS SHADE BECAUSE I AM CONFUSED

never try and take anything from white people

I read my spouse Shade Court every week and now he's started correcting people on their improper use of shade. Kara is doing the Lord's work.

who cares just get it in my mouth! Am I right, straight fellas and lesbians? *searches for someone to high five and settles on his dog"

I binge-watched a season and a half of this show at a hotel the day after my birthday last year and it was the best hangover medicine money could buy. Stassi hurls the most HILARIOUSLY OVER-THE-TOP insults and threats and secret desires (always with the word "literally," like the one you mentioned) I just about died…

NEW COUPLE ALERT! Supermarket tabloid the National Examiner is reporting that U.S. president Barack Obama is having an affair with U.K. president Harry Styles.

The problem is white women, who objectively have it pretty good, often drown out women of color and transgender women, who objectively have it way fucking worse.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SHUT IT DOWN.

"Don't worry about paying me back for these. I know you guys don't make as much money as I do."

She hasn't turned in a performance this strong since the Rurr Jurr.

If you happen to exist in the center of the "people who miss 30 Rock" and "people who are dreading Peter Pan Live!"