TheOracleofStamboul
TheOracleofStamboul
TheOracleofStamboul

I realize I'm very late to this lube party, but I figured I'd write about this, and make it clear that my sister did not set this up herself, as some of you internet sleuths surmised. https://medium.com/p/bcd0fbd43344

Phoenix!, whenever you have a story about the Canadian Supreme Court you use this photo! And this should be the headline: A Club of Santa Claus Impersonators Legalize Prostitution in the North. You really blew this.

I remember reading one of her books ages ago, precisely one of her books.

Something I apparently inherited from my dad without realizing it is a tendency to address the family pets with a lot of barely-rhymed gibberish. Had a golden retriever named Tucker that led to a lot of unfortunate stanzas.

I keep going back and forth, since I'm in Calgary I only need a really really warm coat sometimes, since the weather here is so up and down all year, but they always tempt me. There are mornings where I think $600 is a GREAT investment idea for a coat, then days like on Saturday when I just pop on a hoodie before I

DeactivatedFatGirl—call me. Because we need to go to karoke or something. This is marvelous.

There are different kinds of candle holders, but mostly you either clip them on the branches or they have weights so you kind of hook and hang them (https://www.google.de/search?q=weihn…) . The branches do need a certain strenght but most times the problem is that they are too upright so you need the weight to keep

THE ACTUAL FUCK. NO YOU GUISE SERIOUSLY. I think this is THE ACTUAL FUCK we always refer to when we say "WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK." This is it right here.

Real candles or GTFO.

I've been struggling with Planet Money ever since Adam Davidson's huge conflict of interest (and the issues with having the show sponsored by one of the banks that floated a crap ton of toxic mortgages) have come to light. That man treated Elizabeth Warren like trash and I just can't listen to his voice any more.

Let me get this straight: a black woman tries to teach white men about racism. White men complain. Institution sides with the white men.

So, I think Biebs was just trying to draw a gangsta' gorilla. HOWEVER it is not only a stupid fucking move, a stupid fucking drawing, and stupid fucking way to treat the country you're a guest in—this is preetttyyy racist looking.

"My name is Ms. Stewart, not Ms. Dodai."

This is not the correct expression for riding a jet ski.

The police should stalk these motherfuckers night and day until they catch them in the act. Find a way to do your fucking jobs assholes!!

"Appreciating the roast busters, putting bitches in their place since ages ago. Outing the sluts giving them the treatment they deserve. Any sluts keen to get put on the spit or ganged feel free to comment everyone loves a good slut.

How is this not a hate group, or terrorism or something? This is the scariest thing I've read here in awhile.