[Raids BRIMSG's kitchen for pasta salad]

[Farts all day in a tune that sounds suspiciously like Debbie Gibson's Electric Youth.]

[All caps salute to lentils]

[LENTILS ARE SUPERIOR TO MACARONI]

[Long-winded metaphor about macaroni and pubic hair]

[Victim-blaming]

[Unnecessarily detailed back story about illusory nature of macaroni privilege, in my particular instance, while still vehemently agreeing with you about existence of macaroni privilege as a construct.]

[Criticism about your macaroni privilege.]

[Anecdote about a friend's shitty boyfriend.]

[Story about my own hair.]

I hope you gave it back and told her to shave the asshole off her personality with it.

Guy Here, I Shave for two reasons, both very sexist and selfish I guess.

Sssshhh! He won't like that. He's an evo-psych master.

I really do think it's important to point out that Emma Roberts and Evan Peters smacking each other around is not to be swept under the rug by some PR flack. I don't care how young, pretty and white you are. They deserve to be treated with the same repulsion as any other person (Chris Brown, Charles Saatchi) who lays…

thank you. i resent the notion that she has nothing to contribute bc she has a famous dad. in addition, he started a successful company - why reduce him to "internet rich kid"? if we turned the tables and said "well he/she is poor, we can't gain anything from his/her experience." - it would be just as ignorant.

When she gives her talk at Yale she's going to have to wear pants (or at least some other form of clothing that covers the lower half of one's body). So who really wins here?

Yes, suing a parody Twitter account is a surefire way of making you look less like a stuck-up loon. That most certainly should be a #PippaTip.

Her crying at her art gallery when Lena Dunham's character had that STD, it made me cringe so fucking hard it was so bad. I am willing to bet your little sister fake crying is more convincing than that. It was so awful, I feel so embarrassed for her, and yet here she is out talking at Yale and I'm making comments…

Allison Williams is the worst part of Girls. She can't act. Every time she had to cry, or be upset, she sounded like my little sister faking feeling sick to try and get out of school. Marnie is the only character she could probably ever play - pretty, self-absorbed, and boring.

I read it more like "where I live no one is freaked out by hoodies, because it's cold and everyone uses them, so I'd like to know if they are uncommon in warmer places".