And don't forget Half Crappy Couch, Half Shitty Bed.

We can call them Futons.

Grammar, in fact, would be even better.

Stop measuring yourself. Seriously, just stop. Stop right now. Get to know the rules of How a Bra Should Fit, examine the fit of one of the bras you own, and adjust size from there.

This is awesome! My feedback's going great so far:

[Brings popcorn and settles in]

Here. Let me Google that for you.

So now we have proof that being ugly on the inside starts to show on the outside after awhile.

It's like Tish Cyrus came back in time from 100,000 years from now.

haha she looks like the first season of buffy.

https://twitter.com/AmericasBaby1

Crazy Naked People on PCP Defense is only covered in advanced classes under the platinum membership plan.

I have never in my life seen as many "Ugly Americans" as I did on the plane from the US to Haiti.

lol oh god the spittle is flying now. someone's really hit a nerve with you, dollface.