This is perfect.

I'd expect frogfish to be right up there, too. Definitely one of the uglier things I've seen in the deep.

I agree. I just don't understand. I find it too distracting if someone is talking quietly or opening a bag of candy in the theatre let alone playing on a freaking iPad or phone?!?! This sounds like the most disengaging experience imaginable. And as someone who also utilized the bathtub to do my Ariel impressions, I am…

You nailed it. I've met her. And after a few minutes chatting and smoking, I did not want to sex her, I wanted to take a Forget-Me-Now.

The key to loving this show and being able to enjoy the outcome is this: once they get down to the final ten, start convincing yourself that sure, although you love this person/these two people more than everyone else, they are ALL amazing and you will be satisfied with any of them winning. If you tell yourself that…

HAHAHA - Perfect.

Congratulations on your 53 days! I know the road will still be long, but that is a great accomplishment and I wish you all the best as you continue moving on with your sobriety.

Yes, being seen in the audience would be embarrassing but I suppose other people would be too embarrassed to tell you they had seen you on it because that would prove that they watch (voluntarily, for free) that treacly schmooze-fest!

Ha! But, yes, I was talking about the actual grass lawn outside of the house. And totally hear you - BF shouldn't enable as it won't do anyone any favors in the long run.

Thank you! I'm sure this show is their very last resort. Gotta line up early or you'll get stuck with "Kris". Although I suppose it would be prudent to remind myself that this family actually has fans (to my bewilderment) or I would stop hearing about them.

I assume that the audience is paid to be there. But I do wonder how they manage to find enough people so desperate for a few bucks that they will sit through her show and clap/laugh/"awwww" when instructed.

Please don't (do) tell me the brother also ejaculates all over the lawn!!!

Don't you dare call that "nothing of value"! Amazing!

I had been looking for this movie on DVD for ages and a friend recently found it and bought it for me. I am going to watch it tonight and then I am going to rage about this further.

That makes more sense. I couldn't fathom taking a plane such a short distance. What a headache. However, if I had her money I would take a helicopter everywhere. I love helicopters.

And worth it. Not just for Billy Zane. Bearshark. Motherfucking bearshark.

Oh man. I finally stopped it after 3 minutes (also on mute) and now that I know there's some Billy Zane I'm going to have to watch the rest.

Thank you. I love me some Lenny, but that just seemed so silly!

I agree that Lindsay Lohan looks great, but what on earth is with the smoking while brushing teeth? And why is someone taking a picture of this? And why is she posting it on Instagram???

There's an "article" on Buzzfeed with more of the "story". Apparently Katie told In Touch (mmmmkay...) that she doesn't understand why the Kardashians are famous and only teenage girls must be into them (or something to that effect) and in response Kim posted that on Instagram.