2017 GIANT FIRE ANT COLONY.

She's part of a grand experiment to show that there is no habitat in the known universe that can't be improved with the addition of giant boobs.

This is actually a good point. 2015 PIT OF CROCODILES. 2016 MOUNTAIN OF BAT GUANO.

Last year, she was in Antarctica. This year, they've got her on the Vomit Comet. Where will the poor woman be next year? Challenger Deep? Halfway to Mars? Newark???

You think they would have Photoshopped the other people too, so it doesn't look like she is super imposed into the image.

Even though the title warned "NSFW", I looked at this at work. It was quite a rush. I might try illicit drugs after work.

You'd think a fun guy like him would be way into talkin' about smoothies.

Now I have a royal handshake.

He's their third best player makes complete sense

I'd keep him on the roster. It's rare to find a player who can go out and give you 21-21-21 every night.

ummmmmmmmmmm.... isnt it a little RACIST of you to assume that just cause this kid lives in rio di janeiro that he is poor and also has no father????

Who are the tall ones with the cans?

"Really? The worst?"

Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?

"Now that's a real man!"-Michael Sam Sr.

Barely broke character. Didn't lose composure. Udder professional.

"There's a lot of girlfriend experience type customers," Star says. "They just want to see their webcam girlfriends happy and smile and giggle, something that a normal boyfriend and girlfriend would do. These guys want to believe that if they spend enough time online, they're going to be able to ride off into the…

I tried explaining Twitter to my father and he just doesn't get it. He THINKS he does though, which is both hilarious and adorable. He can't get a hang of the vernacular and keeps calling them "twits" instead of "tweets". Doubly hilarious when he emails me one with the subject line "Hey, check out what this twit says…