Actually I've genuinely enjoyed every reply I've gotten tonight.

This is why the internet is the best place in the world. Is there a price on the pleasure I derive from a person mocking my command of the language and leaving "english" uncapitalized?

Only be people as uniquely intelligent as you are.

*take it

Next:

Oops. I bet this sounded cool until you read the next comment.

As you ride to the internet rescue of domestic violence victims atop your beautiful white steed you might think about the fact that calling people retards is considered a little insensitive to the developmentally disabled.

Thank you. Your well thought through and cogent reasoning has certainly given me many things to consider.

I was not asking you a serious question. I was mocking you.

So what's your alternative?

The short version is that crimes like rape and assault on women and children will not stop being common until the culture changes, period.

Yeah it's been working like gangbusters so far - genius.

I mean relative to athletics.

No. Your team has to have the ball to get whistled for an offensive three second violation, and defensive three seconds specifies you need to be in the frontcourt.

The first detail is that Malone clashed with management because he didn't want to play... wait for it:

" - we want to be like the Spurs, but exciting."

I am BEYOND excited that a guy who thinks he knows basketball because he coached his 5th grade girls team to a national championship owns an NBA franchise. I see distinct Jerry Jones possibility here.

He might be good eventually, it's true. But all the same problems McNown had are the problems he has: namely that he tends to improv and throw to guys he sees out of the corner of his eye at the last second - that's theoretically doable in the NFL, but you have to have a howitzer of an arm.

Sorry.