Kristen Wiig is funny but she doesn’t get enough credit for her dramatic range.

Thomas sleeps through oral arguments, famously. He then signs onto whichever opinion is the most hateful. A credit to the bench, that tool.

I’d be worried about the performance of the rich kids whose parents hovered over every homework assignment, paid for special tutors and coaches at every turn and hired consultants for the college application process to get them into schools that would be beyond their reach.

This. This is why I have Old Glory Robot Insurance...

“Start calling our officers sir and ma’am all of the time. It’s a show of respect they deserve.”

Police officers thinking they deserve extra privileges is the PROBLEM, Mr. Patrick.

I’ve heard of a couple of those (Dark Tower and The Campaign for North Africa).

Not gonna lie that last shot of his Joker was pretty damn cool.

FREEDOM 2-0 COMMIES

Now’s as good a time as any to post my favorite Troy Polamalu highlight:

Lex Steele

DISBELIEF MODE

I wonder which porn star Gronk is gonna fuck tonight.

And again, there is no crime here.

What, cops can't be criticized for acting like lawless thugs? Fuck that, and fuck you.

This is absolutely disgusting.

I'm sure his next show will be about a brave, intelligent tv and film writer who attempts to nobly tell it like it is with his scripts while being beset on all sides by shrewish, ungrateful women, one of whom is named "Schmalena Schmith."

ETA: He can call the show "Penis Mightier Than the Sword."

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

People in Vegas love the Cowboys because they've made so much money betting against them.