So, let me get this straight, Reddit.

Brazilian halftime speech: "Was it over when the Germans bombed Mineirão?"

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around…

That officer should be fired, or at least severely disciplined. A big part of your job as a police officer is to de-escalate situations. You shouldn't escalate the smallest of situations into a full blown confrontation. If a police officer is slamming someone to the ground as a result of a jaywalking stop, the…

TYPICAL LIBERAL MEDIA BEING THE PC POLICE!!!! She should be flattered.

- Some asshole down here, probably.

You should do your part and kill yourself if that's how you really feel about it.

Jordan would have stopped it.

If Con Air has taught us anything it's that the answer is "No".

An omen: You will have many children, but most of them will not survive.

Oh god.....that explains what happened yesterday.

"Instead, it'll be in the winter, when temperatures rarely get out of the 70s."

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

Listen, fuck face, I would have loved to embed the video of the highlight, but the clip on MLB's site is currently "not available for sharing." And if we rip the video and post it on our own, we get a cease and desist letter. So take it up with them.

The police should have realized that the beanbag is the natural ally of the college stoner.

Nope. Spring forward is the BEST. MOAR SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He found a stranger in the Alps.

You're aware the Olympics start Friday, right?

It's clearly a knock-off. I can't really blame him. You spend a week in New York and the vendors are on every corner, hawking their goods. Who among us hasn't been suckered at least once? But I do question his taste. I mean, who chooses a fake Casio when they can have a counterfeit Rolex?

In related news, Jon Schneider has been drunk since they killed him off of Smallville