Try citrus around the house some time. 

Try citrus around the house some time. 

Restaurants definitely call the cops on folks sleeping in cars in their lots. My hubs and I once fell asleep in the parking lot eating McDonald’s super late on the way home from a long trip. We woke up to cops banging on the window, though they definitely weren’t about to shoot my white ass by a long shot and they…

Take the Spanx off, Janeane. Nothing good happens in a vacuum.

Judge has the first billed credit for screenplay on Idiocracy; you can bet your pants he made it his baby. 

Thank you for this. My facebook feed needs this. And thank you for the way you handle asshats with grace.

I’ve been eyeing raft! I’m kind of impressed that you got that from asking me things like if I like cilantro. This weekend, I’ll be playing Oxygen Not Included, though. Just once, I’d like them to live long enough to mess with some of the newer updates, lol.

And not one of those Pizzagate won’t-somebody-think-of-the-children fuckers gives a damn about all these kids literally endangered by our own government. Please keep beating this drum. My heart breaks for these kids and their families.

That’s horrible and disgusting. I really, really hope poor Rowe is okay. Contaminating somebody’s stuff with bio-hazards has serious freaking consequences. People have lost teeth and parts of their jaw from having nasty people do that kind of stuff with their toothbrush; it’s not just a prank. I hope she wasn’t…

Orson Scott Card got me bad, too. I couldn’t reconcile what I’d taken from Speaker For The Dead trilogy with him treating gay people like some kind of varelse. Upon rereading, a lot of his beliefs get really obvious, except for that original quartet. He must’ve had a good editor.

I ate the poison and washed my clothes in the candy. Now my clothes are sticky and I feel bad.

There’s a tweet I wish I could find that sums the witch hunt shit up perfectly. It goes something like this:

Glad you did explain. Good to have a little more context for her than Putin’s gf.

Your grandma is an absolute treasure. Thank you for sharing her with us today. I feel better, too, just knowing that other people who have perspective I can’t know this is bad. I hope she’s right about there being enough politicians with self-preservation instincts to stop hands at the button.

This was a really nuanced response. Thanks for bringing it to my view.

I still don’t know how he pulled his career out of the dumpster fire that was the two government standstills he worked so hard to make a reality. If he pulls himself out of this somehow, I think my head may implode.

Raised by some pretty hardcore right-wingers who got swept up with Fox News and Rush Limbaugh, I was much the same in my late teens and early 20's. I’m glad, looking back now, that I was loud, though. As cringeworthy as it was, it at least forced me into contact and conversations with people with opposing views and…

I’m sooo so afraid that that is the exact plan behind the curtain.

No, call their local office! Letters all get scanned, sorted, and form letter replies. Phone calls make them stop what they’re doing to answer.

I forgot about so much of that! Thanks for the succinct reminders!

Where do I send donations to contribute to the cost of the risky never-performed-before medical procedure that will give it to one of us?