*shrugs* That’s it, the man has become my perpetually buzzed asshole grandfather. He won’t join the rest of us on the Internet and he’s squandered all the good will from the bad thing in his past (9/11 in Giuliani’s case, my dad’s death in my grandfathers) because he’s too busy yelling rude/not sane things at/about…

And like there’s nothing that these do that wouldn’t be done better by two stitches and a piece of ribbon (which comes in a lot of awesome prints these days, too.)

I know it’s a pain in the ass, and the gods know I can never find a stamp when I need one, but the way to get rid of Persky is to file official complaints with the California CJP (Commission for Judicial Performance). If you truly believe that his decision was wrong, that someone with less money or a different skin…

I wish I could star your comment twice, you’re so right.

Doesn’t he have to register as a sex-offender? That will be on his legal record forever, and so that if (When. With his lack of remorse and the familial attitude, I really do believe that it comes down to when) he does something like this again, it will be a lot harder for him to get anything resembling the same…

Yes! This and “The Monster at the End of This Book” were my go-to bedtime books as a kid!

First, Burt’s Bees Honey lip balm. It goes on thick and stays in place; if the honey is present in any substantial amount—hard to say—it could act as a humectant. It also smells amazing.

Ask to take a picture of your friend (with you not in it).

I’d like to see this, because the concept is interesting, and because that cock ring looks like it can’t possibly be comfortable/effective.

Pretty much exactly what she told him. To be fair, processed meats don’t resemble meat like a chicken cutlet or a steak.

I work with a lot of Charedi Jews (Ultra-Orthodox), and this reminds me of a story one of my co-workers told me about going into a deli and a very well-known rabbi is sitting there eating ham with buttered bread. My co-worker asked the rabbi, “What gives?” The rabbi shrugged and said something like, “In Israel I keep…

I used to wonder how anyone could be so stupid about what was and wasn’t meat until The Nerdy Mr’s cousin wanted to become a vegetarian around age 12 or so and a relative, not wanting to change up the food in the house, started telling him that things like pepperoni, salami, and bologna weren’t meat so that he would…

Right? It’s not like he gets called ma’am, which more often than not is just shorthand for “bitch.”

As an editor now it makes me nuts. Post production isn’t fucking instantaneous magic.

Your comment needs more stars. The very day I found out sunblock can expire, I got horribly burned from sunscreen that had (surprise!) expired. First time in my life I sunburnt the backs of my hands.

I’ve shaved them a couple of times, but mostly don’t, because the hair is blonde and I don’t wear miniskirts or short shorts.

IDK that it makes any difference. I only shaved my calves as a teen and into my 20’s, but sometime after 25 I started growing the dreaded toe beards anyway.

RAW is a file format, not just meaning unretouched images, as the word raw does.

Me, too. All freaking day.

Right? She always looks like she’s just come out of electroshock therapy. Somebody had the most amazing gif of her from the Fox News lie-a-thon. Silly me forgot to download it.