Butter can masquerade as food any time. I will allow it. :D

You win my heart and the Internet.

My guess, since the quote came from the police dispatchers, is that they couldn't resell the cake in question. But I've been happy to say I wouldn't be sad if they discontinued their cake.

Hahah! Popeyes has the best biscuits.

Ah well, KFC not selling cake anymore is not a large loss to humanity.

They sell a weird chocolate chocolate chip mini bundt cake kind of deal. The one I had tasted like sadness incarnate. Unless they're doing trial runs of a lemon cake, the dude brought the cake in. And again, their cakes are not good. Like a vaguely frosted cellulose sponge. So, maybe it would be a good thing if KFC no…

Never trust a Kris Jenner look-a-like.

Brilliant plan! If we all invent our own languages, these kinds of jerks won't be able to communicate with us any longer! Time to build a cabin!

I do video and animation, and I'm in the same boat as you: if you cannot see, you cannot work in a non-tactile visual profession (had to make an exception for Degas' sculpture). I can't imagine someone in mere moments putting an end to the life and profession I've worked so hard to build. And to do it over something…

Then maybe try the one flavor that I'll fight to the death for— Pinnacle Gummy (or red licorice. They taste pretty much the same.) with cola makes the best damn cherry coke. Add a couple of moonshine cherries for pure drunkening bliss.

It does! I keep trying to figure out if that's some kind of sex reference. Or if it's just because they think they're Salt of the Earth type people who think they're doing something sweet, which, actually comes across as dirtier, knowing the IRL timeline.

The Nerdy Mr and I were having the same conversation until we got to the episode where his TV daughter comes in. When they watch the "credits" on the beach, Bojack says "Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog." And I burst out, "Wait that's not the production company who did Full House." Ubu produced Family Ties. So, our new theory…

Aww! That little chihuahua in a swing has the same face as my sister's rescue dog! He's a chihuahua corgi mix.

Thanks for taking the time to answer.

Wait, so, if it wasn't the burner accounts, what made them think it was a burner/IP issue? Were they still hiding their IP addresses? Do you guys just not record anyone's IP?

The NSA will readily tell you that they don't have actual people looking at all that data.

Flour moths are awful. If you ever have to deal with them again, rub your pantry shelves with some tea tree oil or eucalyptus oil. Bastards hate that stuff.

This is clearly evidence of sabotage by Team Cake.

Around here, Verizon, Cablevision, and even the electric utitlity guys are all seriously understaffed. Everybody gets their appointments knowing they can only keep half of them.

Yes, freaking thank you. That is the best way to use Wikipedia.