Thank you for your hard work! From personal experience, I have to agree that it's more likely that kids will stay in danger than be removed from safety. CPS came to my house as a kid once because a school nurse overheard that my little brother swung a broom at my grandmother. The incident was traumatic, which had…

Agreed 100%!

Absolutely. Though, I think that it might also be a good lesson for CC to maybe not let twitter accounts for shows speak as the host of said show.

I think that there's a good comedy lesson here in not expecting people to be automatically familiar with you or your material. This is an If-Then joke, which gets used a lot in satire particularly.

If they don't want it to smell like dank, then they can pay the extra $50 for the cinnamon Yankee Candle. Or Oust. Oust and Fabreeze are semi-miraculous.

Pun-tacular. I laughed, like out loud, a real laugh.

Oh my god, let's smoke together some time. We might build a robot or cure cancer, or at least open a very successful laundromat/cleaning service.

I was trying to come up with a witty retort, but the Ex-Cubs Factor was just too high.

Yeah, but like [personally irrelevant sports team], red wine gives me hives.

I heard something related to that on NPR recently— that pig farmers are getting up in arms over Cali's new law that doesn't allow chickens to be caged as is standard in the industry, because they do the same thing.

I would gladly pay the extra 25, or even 35, percent if it actually correlated to an increase in the quality of the bacon. (Does anybody else remember when bacon had more meat than fat? It wasn't a lot more meat, like a 60-40 split, tops. But these days it's getting close to 70% fat. Inedible.) But looking at the…

Absolutely terrifying to think that someone like that has power over people's lives.

I'm pretty sure that every state has a division of the Judicial Qualifications Commission, since they'd be responsible for administering that test I was talking about, but I haven't checked, have limited law experience, and so cannot speak definitely (on the Internet, I tend to speak rather like one of Heinlein's Fair…

Okay, that is straight up misconduct if I've ever heard of it. Georgia JQC Complaint form.

Replying to myself because I can't find the edit button. Here is the form to file a complaint against a judge in Georgia:

I got really mad and thought to myself, "In my state, you'd file a report of misconduct for this crap with the JQC." So, I found the complaint form for Georgia's Judicial Qualifications Commission here:

Up here in NY, you can file a complaint regarding misconduct, and it gets reviewed and the judge may or may not be removed from their position and further action may or may not be taken to correct judgements made by said judge. I would be utterly horrified to find that any state did not have a similar policy.

With the Rocher? Phew, she has expensive tastes. I did too as a kid, but my mom had some really neat ways of handling me— One year I asked for some commercial candy egg gift set I'd seen in a store, and she couldn't have afforded it until the after-easter clearance. So, in my basket I got a $10 and a letter from the…

Oooh, I'm going to steal that to terrorize children with.

I love this gif, and I want to hang out with that cat.