Ah, the benefits of multiple panels on a SINGLE IMAGE.

When I started Mass Effect 2, I turned my bald-asian Shep into default Shep because I thought he looked better. Then in Mass Effect 3, I imported him and he became a weird looking black man. I don't have any idea what might have happened.

Fake or not, it's still very well done.

It's funny that you mention Return of the King, because I've used its ending in almost every debate I've had about Mass Effect 3's finale.

The more I think about the ending, the less it bothers me. I DEFINITELY don't think that they should change what happened, but a little more explanation and meat to it would be alright with me. I truly felt like my journey came to an end, and even though I may not have been happy with the circumstances, it was what it…

His fingers are going through the sword. HIS FINGERS ARE GOING THROUGH THE SWORD.

It's not often I see the state I'm in headlining a Kotaku article.

Obsidian is a great developer with a past littered with poor publisher support and strict budgets and deadlines. They write great stories, but the constraints placed on them usually leaves their games buggy and sometimes unplayable. Honestly, they're just one of those developers that needs a looooooong time to make a…

700 percent? They could fund 7 games the scale of the original project! DO THAT!

Don't I know it buddy. Don't I know it.

I'm not sure if you thought I was referencing the PS3, but I was talking about the Wii hitting 39 million. If you did know, then I'm stupid and just ignore me.

This is my favorite new weekly piece.

39 million is nothing to snark at, considering the PS2 had 50 million sold in the US and has been out twice as long. Maybe if they hit a price drop to $99 they could get close to matching it.

I agree, it was very impressive. LA Noire's use of normal map projections for facial animations kind of freaked me out; it was like they had cellophane bags on their heads that made their open mouths look really really shallow.

18 are mine. You can probably reach 18, right? Eventually?

There are, among me and my roommates (three of us game collectors), THIRTY EIGHT game consoles in my home. Do I make up for thirty-seven homes that don't have them?

I never go to see horror films for their quality; most are awful movies. I just want a few decent scares or to be creeped out. If this can't offer me that, then I don't wanna see it.

Is that a spoiler?! Man, I hope not. I'm really excited to finally play this.

I agree, but the whole "directly attacking torrenters" thing rubbed me the wrong way a little. I get that piracy is bad and people should be fighting it, but supposedly being "okay" with it and then suddenly SUING people that MAY be pirating it is a little hookey. Hookey-dookey.

Flash is a douche. My i7, 16 GB of RAM machine has trouble with Youtube videos sometimes, even (the Flash version, anyway).