Eagles Care (TM)

That was awesome. I'm going to go out on a limb and say he will "forget" to run any more crossing routes today.

[Trainer] "LeSean, what's 20% of $61.56?"

No, 13 for regular armor.

This guy has some fucking nerve. THIS is the by-product of the bling-bling, hip-hop culture that has come to define our society. Now, if this guy were a hockey player, he would've finis...oh, good god, we're all doomed.

To be fair, if anyone knows about players who did worse than Rice did, it's a Ravens fan.

Her hair looks like a meatball.

Idk, I think it's fine. he's a weird sentient robot thingy, it works for me.

Probably the best reasoning for EA removing features.

—Vintage Vince Carter Dunks

So I know that the forums here are supposed to be funny, but: fuck this guy.

Damnnnn, Shots Fireddddd!

NOT UNTRUE

TMZ probably still has an outside shot to get into an Apple event with a press pass though, so they got that going for them, which is nice.

Maybe I should hold myself to a higher standard, guy who named himself after Bells Palsy.

Today 0-1

He really does it to fend off the slurs hurled at him by his rival, Trey Urugay.

If a linebacker or d-lineman is punching you in the fucking face, it's still the same end result. Your analogy is bad and you should feel bad.

It's a fake! The Patriots store all of the playbooks they find on film.