—Vintage Vince Carter Dunks

So I know that the forums here are supposed to be funny, but: fuck this guy.

Maybe I should hold myself to a higher standard, guy who named himself after Bells Palsy.

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He really does it to fend off the slurs hurled at him by his rival, Trey Urugay.

If a linebacker or d-lineman is punching you in the fucking face, it's still the same end result. Your analogy is bad and you should feel bad.

It's a fake! The Patriots store all of the playbooks they find on film.

I was going to upload a picture of Basewars...but yeah...the whole blocking photo uploads thing at the moment...

Power will apparently come from a version of the twin-turbo 3.0-liter V6 in the Maserati Ghibli. The magazine also says Alfa is aiming to make it lighter than the new M3. A limited slip differential and a dual-clutch gearbox standard.

ESPN doesn't give a flying fuck about the Cleveland Browns AT ALL for over a decade. They're the butt of all of their jokes. Now they draft one lousy player and ESPN has their balls in their mouth. Fuck ESPN.

When ESPN's top sports story in the middle of a pennant race isn't whether Johnny Motherfucking Football will start the second preseason game. That's when.

I do that too! And I say 'forward slash' out loud.

These were introduced in 1991 and are still winning Best Headphone votes. From Lifehacker:

These were introduced in 1991 and are still winning Best Headphone votes. From Lifehacker:

Talking about a car that's not even on sale yet...

Hey man, there's this pothole at the intersection of Rodeo and Pine that I'm not sure my Fit can make it over. It's like three-quarters of an inch deep and I don't know if I'll ever get out if I fall into it.

You could make a similar claim for many cars on the road. Seems like a shame that most Corvettes will never get more than 25% throttle or hit more than .4 G's in a corner. Seems like a shame many pickup trucks will never have more than grocery bags or a stroller in the bed. Seems like a shame most Wranglers will never…

"Clerk/MMO Champion". Best title ever!

All the racists on the Internet must have the weirdest boner right now.