Man this is... generic. It feels like a checklist of tropes with a scifi window dressing.

This is the exact opposite of how it should be. I’m going to take the time to make your sorry ass not die, you better respect me

Get an editor

Klu former Fredric

whats a home run?

I have Big American Hands and I need a Big American (Chinese) Phone, dammit.

Hey if you guys like the dark theme so much do you think you could convince univision to let you get rid of your obnoxious 99% whitespace design?

This is when you build a 25 foot high spite fence to solve the problem.

He defended it twice. It’s difficult to defend a title before you ever have the title once

The thing that finally tilted my opinion of the game to the point that I refunded it was about 4 hours in, I had finally inventory managed my way to get to the thing that attracted me to the game, free exploration. I warped to the next star and was presented with an amazing vista. A hellish red planet right in front…

You are victim blaming a murder holy shit

I have this article saved, I frequently watch it when I’m having a bad night.

oh fuck its stuck in my head

I suddenly realized there was a human voice actor doing all those voices and I became incredibly uncomfortable.

Can we not play into their 2007 Hot Topic bullshit? Like really these are fucking Onion headlines.

They’re really going all in on lithium ion batteries being the end all be all of battery technology...

lbook at me im a clifmornjian and its boht hiere whuts a heat index??????

bury your gays

Never heard of it, this is almost as dumb as 500 days of Kristin. why wont you focus on real news???

I like how even on jezebel, an ostensibly feminist website, making fun of a girl for having a hobby is acceptable journalism. Please make a derisive profile of Dickshit McWhiteguy, who loves everything Kobe Bryant has ever done, said, and thought because that's just as newsworthy as this bullshit.