He defended it twice. It’s difficult to defend a title before you ever have the title once

The thing that finally tilted my opinion of the game to the point that I refunded it was about 4 hours in, I had finally inventory managed my way to get to the thing that attracted me to the game, free exploration. I warped to the next star and was presented with an amazing vista. A hellish red planet right in front…

You are victim blaming a murder holy shit

I have this article saved, I frequently watch it when I’m having a bad night.

oh fuck its stuck in my head

I suddenly realized there was a human voice actor doing all those voices and I became incredibly uncomfortable.

They’re really going all in on lithium ion batteries being the end all be all of battery technology...

bury your gays

Never heard of it, this is almost as dumb as 500 days of Kristin. why wont you focus on real news???

I like how even on jezebel, an ostensibly feminist website, making fun of a girl for having a hobby is acceptable journalism. Please make a derisive profile of Dickshit McWhiteguy, who loves everything Kobe Bryant has ever done, said, and thought because that's just as newsworthy as this bullshit.

I got a math degree because the humanities kids had a million papers to write and the science kids had 8 hours of labs a week. I tell people my degree was because I really love math, or because I wanted to have a wide variety of options if I chose to go to grad school, but the honest to God reason was because I didn’t…

Oh my God I just had a huge realization. I didn’t like basketball when I was a little kid not because my tastes changed but because basketball sucked in the 90s.

Holy shit look at his Jeff Daniels ass face there.

Gearbox needs to figure out that in order to have effective comic relief you need to have moments without comedy. Every character in Battleborn is trying to scramble to the top of the funny robot pile and it’s more annoying than anything else.

“Indivisible since 1776 except for that one time that most of our core consumers still wished went the other way”

Racist dink and Captain Respectability Politics unite to form: bad TV no one will watch

It really is amazing how Halo and COD are all slowly unifying. The premier bro shooters of the aughts are becoming one.

The day Deadspin stops using dank is the day Jezebel stops using “woke bae”.

You know you could just call it a design failure, right? Like not everything has to be a lulz epic fail xD. Especially when you can literally just add ‘ure’ to the end of the headline and have it mean the exact same thing without looking like an embarrassing youtube compilation.

I just figured it out B)