I’m leaving for a 7000 mile road trip in literally an hour and I’d love to use Waze if there was any way to keep the map vertically and north-south oriented. Having the map rotate as I turn makes me get lost almost instantly, my sense of absolute direction is really good so having it thrown off for the sake of left…

In Anno Domini Two Thousands and Six and Ten we do not need fucking laugh tracks holy shit.

When I was 6 and playing Yellow for the first time I found a pidgey in the Veridian Forest that was a single level higher than Pikachu. Naturally I abandoned Pikachu instantly for the better Pokémon. Pikachu became my legendary tank and fainted like 25 times and cried whenever we talked.

The way to tackle that issue is to say “this person did monstrous acts but is a human being with a story of their own” now “he was nice in high school! He couldn’t have done it!!!”

Baiten Kaitos 100% takes 350+ hours, most of which is spent AFK waiting for an item to evolve at an arbitrary, incredibly long time. The item takes 336 hours to change from shampoo to splendid hair. You literally do nothing but sit in a room for 12+ days.

I mean, I’m sorry. I prefer talking to people who aren’t shitty awful people that don’t understand how the world works. So I’ll talk to people that do.

But seriously fuck you and fuck this attitude and the 45 people that starred it, you’re all shitheads.

Oh yeah, I always prefer when someone who has a criticism of something tells me to do something instead. Remember Roger Ebert’s seminal essay North Was Bad But Criticism Has Been Declared Haram So I Will Instead Recommend Pulp Fiction or Top Gear The Hummer H3 Was Bad But We Much Preferred Driving The Honda Fit So We…

Uhh, hate to break it to you but everyone has already noticed this.

I often think about how dangerously close European culture was to picking legs/feet as the obsessive paraphilia directed toward women instead of breasts.

L-Block confirmed for Undertale 2

Here comes Johnny Football again
With his liquor and drugs

Saber tooth were cosmopolitan. And the main character is pretty strongly not Caucasian

r/mildlyinteresting

oh boy regular season baskbbbbbzzzzz...

It was a pretty bad joke, but the awkward question was immediately followed by them saying “She’s pretty, I trust her.” I don’t think they’re supposed to be smart people.

One year I played hide and seek and had such a good hiding place no one found me for three hours. And that was the best Thanksgiving I ever had. The worst involved my mom calling me a “fucking retard” and hitting me off my seat at the dinner table for not eating olives.

RsBI

Isn’t it great how both the Rams and the Eagles lost that trade?

What’s fucking worse is that I should, by all accounts, be calling myself a radical feminist in that I want to go to extraordinarly lengths to ensure the equality of all people but I fucking can’t because the second I do I am associating myself with people who call a 15 year old trans girl a rapist.