TheModernAmerican
TheModernAmerican
TheModernAmerican

I mean, I’m sorry. I prefer talking to people who aren’t shitty awful people that don’t understand how the world works. So I’ll talk to people that do.

But seriously fuck you and fuck this attitude and the 45 people that starred it, you’re all shitheads.

Oh yeah, I always prefer when someone who has a criticism of something tells me to do something instead. Remember Roger Ebert’s seminal essay North Was Bad But Criticism Has Been Declared Haram So I Will Instead Recommend Pulp Fiction or Top Gear The Hummer H3 Was Bad But We Much Preferred Driving The Honda Fit So We

As a warm blooded mammal, I don’t instantly freeze at zero degrees.

My objection is literally the same point as yours. Why use Fahrenheit for scientific reporting? Why use Celsius for human lives? The most sensible unit for the subject at hand in this article is Kelvin but you still see whiney dingdongs shouting about how backward America is for not using Celsius for literally every

Yeah cause the number 40 has such a long history of being used as a foundational number.

0 degrees F: really cold out! be safe

Flint is an hour away from Lansing what are you talking about. Like yeah it doesn’t fit the narrative because it literally has nothing to do with the narrative.

Yeah hey if you wanna spend the rest of your life in a Hot Topic from 2007 you go right ahead. I’m Invader Zim will be plastered everywhere.

I can’t wait until Trump is elected and iPhones cost three thousand dollars.

Better suggestion than writing a screed about something that doesn't matter: accept that multiple studies have shown that people enjoy fiction more when they have it spoiled. Han dies

What about that sludge flood in Brazil that will completely destroy one of the most fertile areas of ocean life for the next 10000 years? Why haven’t you guys been freaking about that one?

Uhh, hate to break it to you but everyone has already noticed this.

I often think about how dangerously close European culture was to picking legs/feet as the obsessive paraphilia directed toward women instead of breasts.

L-Block confirmed for Undertale 2

I knew the twist of Shutter Island just from seeing a poster. An FBI agent investigates an insane asylum. What plot twist could possibly happen? Who could possibly predict the mind of one of the best directors in history (who’s only made like 4 good movies)????

Love that username, really is descriptive when you get offended by a throwaway joke. Thanks!

Here comes Johnny Football again
With his liquor and drugs

Saber tooth were cosmopolitan. And the main character is pretty strongly not Caucasian

Over the past few months I’ve been thinking about gun control a lot and I think I’m steadily going in the opposite direction. I’m somewhere between a Marxist and social Democrat and I’m on the left for pretty much every issue but him control seems to be a different beast. Why is it that policing firearms an option but