I want to see this guy fight an NFL offensive lineman. That’d be a fair fight.

Bombay sapphire is my favorite gin but they use something like 3-4 kinds of nuts and guess who’s allergic! I took one sip and my immune system opened up all my blood vessels to I got hammered from less than a shot’s worth.

Hey unpopular opinion, but maybe don’t give free advertising for shitty racists?

Imagine training from the age of 4 to be really good at one thing, and not even being that good until you find a decent trainer and you have to wait longer for a decent team to be built up around you, and then you get to the playoffs for the first time in your career, and just prior to this at bat a really shitty…

Cole “Salty Wiener” Hamels

As a Phillies can, my reaction was “this is reasonable”. Take that as you will.

Finally, some decent reporting.

My I’m-colorblind-so-I-don’t-know-if-its-grey-green-or-aqua 2001 Toyota Avalon says “this car was 1000 dollars cheaper because the racist guy’s wife wanted to sell his car to a longtime friend for 2 grand under the listed price”

goodbyrus ;-;

I, too, enjoy spouting random nonsense with no foundation or backup as though they are absolute fact.

Hey if I’m within 20 feet of a cat I start sneezing almost immediately. I’ve been in offices with resident cats that have professional cleaners and I still react. Maybe don’t act as if you know now than people who actually have the condition?

As someone who has plenty of friends that “keep their cat in the back room, it’s totally fine if you come over”, I’d like to gently remind you that air moves.

India?

Maybe you should be aware of the rules of a game you are payed to write about?

I was the only person in Philadelphia who thought the Chip Kelly rigmarole was going to be really, really bad for the team. Since I am clearly Cassandra reborn, what else should I prophecy that no one will heed?

I ate the Book of John after Tim Tebow won a playoff game because I lost a bet.

And the Eagles have gone 3 and out in less than a minute multiple times last year

It’s fucked that she cited emotional damage, but the sperm bank did mix up who inseminated her. That’s really not a good thing.

Ok seriously I really like this segment but twitter embeds haven’t worked on gawkermedia sites for like a month now and it’s pretty annoying. It’s across computers, browsers, hell, even my phone. What is going on?

So do embedded tweets not load for anyone else on like... all of gawker? On different computers, os’s, browsers, networks. It’s just a bunch of grey boxes you linked.