TheModernAmerican
TheModernAmerican
TheModernAmerican

We are too reliant on modern technology, instead, we should rely on a slightly older modern technology.

“Made by the same people as Brink” is one of the most condemning insults I can imagine for any video game. I still feel pain in my wallet when people bring that pile of false advertising up. I haven’t preordered a game since it came out.

How to get me interested in TF2 again: vanilla mode

eli manning: sport man

Lil’ B is a force of God, and frankly, I am scared.

I was scrolling by too fast and thought the headline read “joking about Pepe” and I was excited to see oven fresh memes on national TV but instead I got sad.

The rare 6-7 flyout

Isn’t it great how Americans selectively ignore the Constitution while dying for others?

if you wanna get rid of your money that much just give it to me

lol people actually bought this holy shit

wow that is one big zit

No really, this whole debacle looks like a bunch of suits all sat down and watched the Lego Movie and saw Batman and said “That’s exactly what we want for our movie!”

Do you know what a time zone is?

Hey it’s 1 am and I have no desire to do 15 minutes of research to get a joke, can anyone just explain it to me?

I love how immature baseball players are about their maturity

Wow... even being near Phillies fans makes people violent

F U C K D U K E

“I don’t understand why you aren’t into boxing.”

I was at this game because I will never experience joy. I made a poster.

Friendly reminder that Wrigley and Fenway are the two worst ballparks in the league