TheModernAmerican
TheModernAmerican
TheModernAmerican

I love how midwesterners brag about how much snow they deal with and how no one else can handle it, but they clearly and obviously cannot.

If anyone goes with the incredibly pedantic definition of "valuable" then you might as well call it the Best Quarterback of the Year Award. The value in terms of wins provided by a quarterback compared to literally the other ten offensive positions combined is still higher. Even on really bad teams with a mediocre QB,

It's a shitty, sexist movie quote

Probably not the best idea to go with the girls comment when one of the schools is involved in the coverup of a premeditated violent gang rape.

Any words written will detract from this. It's so fucking obvious but white people can't see it.

As a dedicated Phillies fan, good choice Burnett.

One of my sister's closest friends died and this song was played at his funeral. Christ, I don't think I can ever listen to it again.

Did you know that most readers of this website (like, more than 75%) are from America? Perhaps it is a good idea to write articles with the vast majority of your audience in mind.

Ryan Howard is, mercifully, more than halfway through the five-year, $125 million contract he signed in 2010 but didn't kick in until 10 years later.

I've always wanted to hear an English commentator do the "GOOOOAL" thing but I'm like 100% sure that it would be the most ludicrous thing in the world.

There is no kingdom of Wales, it's wholly part of the English crown

So does Wessex, what's your point?

The crown of Wales is a part of the English monarchy, meaning that Wales is part of England. It would be more accurate to associate this potential with Scotland playing in the EPL which uhh... doesn't happen.

1:41: mlb closer accidentally wanders into korean baseball game

It's the greatest defensive play ever, not only the catch, but the throw afterword to third base that held the runner.

This is the same director that made Kingdom of Heaven I don't understand what happened in his head but he hasn't made a good move since then.

The Philly sports complex is one of the best things about the city. Everything's in one central location, just outside the populated parts of the city

All these sexualities and you choose to be biphobic.

It looks like other people have written polite, detailed responses, so I'll just write my initial reaction. Shut the fuck up you gigantic asshole.

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