Please, someone give me a single reason to respect or trust any police officer in America.

I sure do like the traditional gawker media "desperate attempt to make the wittiest quip"

I spent 250 hours on this game and it became so overbloated with weapons I had to leave. All I want is a vanilla mode or something, or maybe just the first round of updates.

You are aware that dogs don't understand abstraction and don't look at pictures of things and think they are those things, right?

Oh damn I forgot to put in my story. I was born in '92 so I was never really super into sports when the Vet was around. So in like '99 or '00 we go to a preseason game since my mom is cheap and Scrooge-esque. In the "legendary" 700th section I saw a man pissing onto an empty seat. It was the first penis I ever saw.

It's unfortunate when anyone who spends 2-4 years at a college dedicating their lives to a sport only to lose out on their aspiration to get on an NFL roster ended at the last possible chance.

I just want the Binding of Issac: Rebirth. That's all I want.

this is my biography

I'm enjoying the moment in the sun the derriere is having in popular culture. Boobs have had it good for too long. Long live the ass!

This is probably the best reply on this website.

If a person says "This is how I did it, these were my methods" in what universe are they cheating.

Team record may have more correlation with the previous year's record. Remember that Arizona went 5-11 and Houston went 12-4.

http://www.zeldaspeedruns.com/leaderboards/o…

This might as well be a reskin of UT2k4. There's retrogaming and games with no innovation whatsoever, and I'm not about to pay for an experience I had when I was 12.

ah yes these people who play games for thousands of hours clearly have never enjoyed the games they play for their content, they just open up the boxes and immediately start to speedrun thanks for your insight, guy who doesn't understand speedrunning

Wow this isn't gonna work out

Because you are lying through your teeth. You could've said 1:40 and be believable but this is like when a dictator says 80% of the vote when his way. A segmented run of perfect play recorded separately and stitched together would be about 1:30.

Thanks for the laugh dude

What the fuck is the matter with you.

Are you implying that Cosmo hasn't played OoT? He's done 100% runs, and is planning an all-dungeons run that will be much longer. Any% runs have exactly one goal in mind: get to the end state as soon as possible. The Pokemon Yellow any% run takes less than a minute. And I was only commenting on level of technical…