Not gonna eat waffles until 2018

I dunno... shit man. If you have that much fucking money to throw around and then make a pointless, idiotic blog post about it how about you give me half a fucking grand. I'll put to good use you know buying food.

Did you even fucking read the article you dingdong?

What.

Dude, I think it will happen sometime in the next 40-60 years. Doing something before England isn't all that impressive when it comes to international football. The suggestion you provided means exactly the same thing in this case, implying that America is a better football nation than England, no more, no less.

The US will win a world cup before England.

As a color blind person, fuck you. This is literally unreadable. SBs and RBIs look the same, BA, HR, and R are similar. HR and R are virtually identical.

This is... really stupid. "Not so fast." you say but it's abundantly clear the answer is no.

I know everyone things the vuvuzela is annoying, but can this clappy thing do this?

Lauren, please 86 your posting

Bottom of the ninth, away team batting. ty deadspin

I'm a dedicated 6ers fan, and I'm going to the Piston's game on Saturday, but I have yet to get a single decent suggestion for a poster. I need to make fun of my favorite bad team.

Yup, totally frothing at the mouth mad because of some dude that calls me kid with out any sense of irony. And I've literally never even played any fighting game, so uhh???

Oh yeah, the sarcastic restatement has been dead as a tool of snark for about 5 years now, unless you actually are the 14 year old "biggest kid in middle school" you're acting like.

Yo dude, this attitude made sense in fucking 1980. But you have google, you have youtube, you have to put in virtually no time and effort to find out the relevant opinion to become just as informed as I am on the topic. And if you are going to openly flaunt your ignorance, you should make it apparent in your first…

Oh hey look, another person who doesn't know about the subject speaking high-and-mightily about it!

As far as I can tell the only people to care about all speedruns being 100% glitchless are people who don't care about speedruns. So yeah, ignore them.

This whole sport is a joke. I honestly cannot understand the absurd superiority complex hockey fans get about the fact that grown men beat the shit out of each other. They are injuring themselves for your entertainment, it's far worse than football because at least its accidental in football.

Hawaii man is way cooler than Florida man.

What does the sheik think?