I see, I've had a lot people get defensive an embarrassed about their accents, which is the worst thing in the world. And I'll just have to tell all my female friends to stay indoors when Big Ben rolls into town.

Why, exactly, is "yinz" an abomination?

One of the funniest scenes in the movie was her bopping dudes with a frying pan. Which led her to tying up a dude that acts like a painfully cliche prince charming. Stop reading into everything.

Dangerous week for the AFC North! If the Steelers and Ravens lose and the Giants knock off the Rodgers-less Packers (as the betting lines predict), the conference will have as many wins (18) as the perpetually mocked NFC East.

Oh boy, look at all those new battle animations I'm gonna turn off!