“Sleepy” Floyd

lol Garrapolo is about to follow Brian Hoyer and Ryan Mallet as Brady’s backup that shows it’s a lot harder to play QB in places other than New England.

There are very few things that are good for poor black people. Whitey on the Moon was bad for poor black people...

She ain’t wrong...

Only if you’re a one legged prostitute.

Being one of those dogs on the Iditarod. It would take more will than I have to get the shit whipped out of me for days on end while I pulled that Motherfucker who was doing it clear across Alaska in sub zero temperatures, and not bite the shit out of him when we finish the goddamn race.

I thought that was the whole point of the 2nd amendment, right?

Man, that first joke tho...

I had a cadaver ligament used for my ACL surgery 6 years ago. It’s not uncommon.

I’m pretty sure this is an OPSEC violation.

It looked pretty good.

They just burned a mosque in my hometown. Please report about it. https://www.victoriaadvocate.com/news/2017/jan/28/breaking-fire-consumes-victoria-islamic-center/

This is the new normal.

This is why you don’t do a rugby style shoulder tackle in football. It leaves you vulnerable to critical neck injuries. You tackle with your face mask at numbers level.

I put a few thousand dollars into RGR, which sells guns. I’m a terrible person, but I’ll be a terrible person with a new kitchen floor.

::Johnny Manziel : Cleveland hobos

I used to think in history class how crazy it was that people got swept up into the Nazi party. Presumably a lot of good people. How could that happen? It could never really happen again.

I never saw the escort’s head.

Is Trump officially in the Bill Simmons “Tyson Zone”?

“those are some weak ass gift baskets.”