6 months should do it. Out in 3 for good behavior.

I'd get emotional too if I knew I had to go back to the Knicks now.

Brett Favre

Punch Out!!! Featuring Mr. Dream??? I'd rather play the Legend of Nelda.

Why doesn't the UK play as one team?

In Jordan's first finals, John Paxson had no chance of guarding Magic at the point, so they went with Pippen on Magic. That bumped Paxson to Byron Scott. Horace Grant then bumped up to James Worthy. This put two big physical guys on Magic and Worthy. Cartwright was a natural to match up with Perkins. That left Jordan…

He’ll always be the body guard from the Reality Kings pornos in my eyes. RIP.

What's the odds that all the pros skip? 100:1? 10:1? Even money?

Came here for the abortion joke. Time to hit the gym now.

Came here for the melon baller. Was not disappointed.

Can we get an article about the diplomats killed and embassies overrun during the Bush administration? That seemed to happen way more often under Condeleeza Rice.

Matt Maloney. Now there’s a guy.

Can't wait to see this question in the interview.

Anyone else thinks he looks like James Deen?

Point shaving?

But it's a million times better than Remember the Titans.

Getting hit by a car should be number 2.

This actually isn't that expensive. The grand champion at the county fair usually goes for a pretty good amount of money. What it actually is is a scholarship for the young person who raised the animal. They always go for way over market value because of this.

pics or GTFO