TheMightyCornholio
TheMightyCornholio
TheMightyCornholio

I said it before and I’ll say it again. A rich white man lives in a bubble of privilege transitions into a rich white woman living in a bubble of privilege. Her awful opinions aren’t surprising.

This kills me every time.

This kills me every time.

Step 1: Find three other people willing to bone me (at the same time)

Man, it's hard enough to find ONE partner...

She needs to raise awareness for African wildlife next!

Hey

stop outsourcing your job to the people who read this site

11 years! I win!

Right? Like I haven’t had any sex in 6 or so years but on the plus side I’ve had sex way more recently than Tebow so I am feelin good.

just realized i’ve had more sex than tim tebow and feel newly desirable and adult

And again I sit here wishing with every ounce of my being that I was going to be spending my holidays with family. Why do the people with asshole families have to see theirs on the regular when I get to see my awesome family never?

I would like to know more.

Wow, it’s almost like abstinence education isn’t helping. Weird.

Is this just trolling now? Are people going to start doing this all over the country just to get everyone panties in a bunch? Or worse, purposefully provide a catalyst for protests? Don’t get me wrong. This is horrible. Do we need compulsory to teach a class on empathy? At what level do we do, or begin this?

Already making ‘Merica Great Again.

I always assumed everything was marked up and the 20% off coupons brought it down to the price they wanted to sell for while making you think you were getting a good deal.

If your vagina is free of actual medical problems, there’s nothing wrong with it. Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking shithead.

It’s almost as if using sex for short-term physical pleasure seeking - instead of a unifying act based in a committed, loving relationship - is somehow unfulfilling