That’s awesome that you got to meet Roger Federer

I made it to the end, but as a native Houstonian who remembers going to watch games in the Astrodome as a little kid, I kinda had to.

I’m not sure I ever really went to bed. I saw a tweet that said:

13-12 cause I’m a real American!

0-0.  Have a nasty cold. Checked out early. What did I miss?

3-3 because kids

7-7 going into the seventh at 11:30pm. Goddamn East Coast. Goddamn job.

13-12 for me. But I haven’t been to bed yet, so I guess it doesn’t count.

8-8

He’s from Greenwich too!

Not bad for a guy with a lax bro name.

Spoken like a true conspiracy theorist

To be fair, the delivery driver was Jerry Jones.

Doesn’t he know that the rules changed a few years back? Catchers aren’t allowed to defend home like that anymore.

Like I’m gonna trust police officers in Arizona...give me a fucking break.

Oh, great, the news cycle around this story isn’t going to be awful at all, nope.