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That batting analogy is solid... wish they used it more at checkpoints.
They really got to start calling Polygraphs “anxiety detectors” and not “lie detectors.” The machine doesn’t detect lies, it detects situational anxiety. At best 60-70% of people get predictably anxious while telling lies, but another significant minority of people just get spikes of anxiety that look like “lying”…
Pitino’s legal team has a nice laundry list of wildly useless sources who have a clear and vested interest in seeing Pitino not get hammered. Let’s break this down:
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He knows we can hear him, right?
Dave Portnoy fuckin sucks
Even Dennis Reynolds thinks this guy is a fucking creep.
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Actually, bagging on Landon Donovan makes him good.
Well is he a dick like his father?
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