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    I’ll take him at Pitt. I don’t give a fuck about scandals. All major college athletics are dirty as hell. Dude made three Final 4's, a title, 5 30 win seasons at Louisville, they were ranked in the top 10 at one point in 11 of his 16 seasons. *shrug* let him win a championship at Pitt and then have the NCAA vacate it.…

    Pitino is going to find out that his feigned ignorance may fool the NCAA but won’t at all sway the Department of Justice.

    I’m shocked that all of the premature ejaculation jokes came so quickly.

    *releases statement*

    This is bad, but not as bad as the section about Louisville that just has pictures of Rick Pitino’s sausage.

    And with this comment the merger with the Jezebel commentariat is complete. May god have mercy on our souls (but apparently not Hugh’s).

    Bottle of red, bottle of...

    UK fans have cranked up their already high obnoxious levels and erased their memories of the Eddie Sutton era, Pitino’s revial and Calipari’s history.

    “Pull out of the game . . .”