Thing is, Steve from Brooklyn is right. If Judge hadn’t struck out in the 9th he wouldn’t have the albatross of the most straight games with a strikeout by a non-pitcher. The Yanks had the game in the bag and it would have been considerate.

If the Mets medical staff were in charge in Barcelona the headline would be, “13 People Run Over in Barcelona Expected to Be Good to Go Tomorrow.”

I’d prefer if Barca gets Dembélé just so that we can refer to the front 3 as LSD (Lionel, Suarez, Dembélé). Even more appropriate would be Luis Suarez Dives. And when you add Andres Iniesta just behind them it becomes Luis Suarez Diving Asshole. If you want to go full on surname for the Iniesta it becomes Luis Suarez…

I never gave the “just sell Coutinho and turn around and buy Julian Draxler” idea which started floating around a couple days ago much thought, but I kinda like it the more I think about it.

Up until this point, the only website where I would get rock-hard after clicking on something involving an 18-year old was Pornhub. No longer!  Now I can include Deadspin on that list after reading this article.

The biggest reason Pulisic could become a target or Barca or Real Madrid is his ability to be marketed. No other American has ever before displayed the same level of talent. Slap a Barca or Man U kit over top (what seem to be the two most popular clubs in the US already) and American will go nuts for him

Added Tinkle, “I was so scared I almost me’d in my pants.”

For reference, the kid throwing out the first pitch is named Jordan Leandre, who battled a form of bone cancer called Ewing’s Sarcoma in his leg when he was a little kid and he still has a slight limp because of it. If the name rings a bell, he was featured singing the national anthem before a Red Sox game in the…

Well, he is part of the media.

i give it a day before trump has someone put a cnn logo on that guy’s shirt.