TheMelroseMullet
Now imma throw my gyroball
TheMelroseMullet

There’s also the cheap, violent way he’s always played the game. Rafa is a dirty mofo on and apparently off of the field as well. Shocker.

and bears

Wow, who would have guessed Rafa Marquez was a dirty player in life, too.

Soccer and a lack of typos are the only things I come to deadspin for.

More like New York Jeb! Bulls.

Rafa Márquez being exposed as a criminal comes as no surprise to me as I watched him steal money from the Red Bulls for years. You can still find his jersey on the clearance racks at Red Bull Arena, which is also be a crime.

It’s 6:12 and I’m still waiting on my Gerard Deulofeu daily update...

It’s a typo, it happens. No need to get mean about it.

“New York Reb Bulls”

The North Remembers.

Silver lining - his OBP this season is .299, so he’s improving!

proving once again that no one on Reddit has had an original thought ever

He has 228 SBs and counting through his age-26 season with a career OBP of .298.