TheMelroseMullet
Now imma throw my gyroball
TheMelroseMullet

All lawyers are bad. But lawyers that make sure to tell you, apropos of nothing, that they are lawyers are the worst kinds of lawyers.

Kris Bryant Leaves Game After Hurting His Hand On A Slide

This post is the “Being hit by a car” option in long form.

/exaggerated wanking motion

Mah triggers! Mah triggers!