TheMelroseMullet
Now imma throw my gyroball
TheMelroseMullet

Sliding in those DMs an Explainer:

Eleven hundred men went into the water, 316 came out. Mary Lee took the rest!

This is her. Pic is in the NYT article.

Fast forward to his Hall of Fame induction ceremony and this angry lil fella will shed a tear and write a Facebook post about how lucky he was to have gotten to watch him play.

Ah yes, it was one of the best receivers in the league’s fault that the Lions are a dumpster fire. Solid take.

The reason the Lions weren’t going anywhere?

Enter Super Mario. I’m only half kidding.

Torino and Real will be laughing in about mid-August, as they watch the price for Belloti and Morata increase.

Poor Chelsea: all the money in the world can’t buy them an established striker. Pardon me while I weep these big, fat crocodile tears.

A more pressing question: