TheMelroseMullet
Now imma throw my gyroball
TheMelroseMullet

The only way JLo isn’t an upgrade from Taylor Swift is if you’re a complete white supremacist.

Is he a poli sci major? That’s an extremely impressive response given the current culture in which we live.

They loved him in Nebraska, too. I won’t forget when he had an amazing punt against the Huskers and left the field petting Faux Pelini’s imaginary cat.

This is a good joke except Rio is in the Southern Hemisphere too...

Ray: A drop of golden fun

So... Nobody is gonna report on Zeke’s claim that he has evidence in the form of text messages where she threatens to ruin him for breaking up with her? Or how 4 other witnesses are contradicting her allegations? Or Zeke’s claim that she suffered the injuries shown in the photos as a result of a bar fight? Or how her

Would it be a Cardinal sin to give him a Viking funeral?

The court of social media is fucked up. I hope they find the truth though, whatever it is.