TheMelroseMullet
Now imma throw my gyroball
TheMelroseMullet

Coaches and teammates began to notice something was wrong with Little Donald when he repeated signaled for "beanerballs" when playing against a team from Washington Heights.

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

As a boy alone on the practice field he heard the ghostly whisper

Is this sign directed at Ben Simmons or what?

Well I’m a Blazer fan, so fuck this question.

There's a serious lack of Clay Travis and his MAGA Southern Bro hot taeks

See this is why no one likes Cards fans

Reasonable points ... but then only one of these teams got investigated by the Feds.

True warriors seek out the greatest opponents to smite

I resemble that comment!