Great write-up, Barry.

Hey man, us WASPs prefer our noses to be referred to as "aquiline."

Macura made a crucial mistake by not crossing the Ohio and partying in Kentucky. Kentucky law greatly favors the accused in disorderly conduct cases. I mean, take Rick Pitino. The guy also dropped his pants in the middle of a bar after a friend showed her fakes but Rick only had to pay $3,000 to make the problem go…

So Eminem is actually eligible to star as Hamilton in the Chicago production? Excellent!

A United player officially becomes a man the night they drunkenly rip cigs outside a Manchester bar and go home with one of Rooney’s birds.

Unrelated headline: Living In Syracuse Presses Life Out Of Its Citizens.

These radical Muslims even hate candy-fueled Christian holidays!!!

Anyone see Beats, Rhymes & Life: The Travels of a Tribe Called Quest? It was pretty good!

Jeets has five rings. Please elaborate.

“I like my beats hard like two day old shit”

The only people who were burned worse by a member of the Michigan football program is any woman who slept with Jabrill Peppers.

I’ll take the favorite dish of Alexander Hamilton.

Should’ve been you, A-Rod.

What’s your favorite song on the Hamilton soundtrack? Mine’s "Right Hand Man"

In your opinion, what was the best piece published on Deadspin this week?

Sports are important in the US because they earn a lot of revenue for their respective university.

Came to this post thinking that Stanford somehow snarkily involved Iowa.

That was delightful. Five stars. I would recommend that to anyone.

My number? 0. I'm holding out for Hulk Hogan.

Goose Gossage, is that you?