TheMelroseMullet
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TheMelroseMullet

The most pressing question in that game would be whether Greg would wear shorts or pants.

I’ve been to Maysville and I don’t know for certain but rent is probably cheaper there than wherever Bobby Finger lives.

Go to Detroit, Adrian. You can play in a dome with a good offensive line, a good set of skill players, and you only have to play 17 games after inevitably losing in the wild card game.

Also, Brandon Phillips was able to strike out on three straight pitches.

The NYT article was published yesterday and Rick Santorum announced yesterday that he is running for president again. Coincidence?

Not sure about the ratings but attendance overall this season is up.

Quicker games don't necessarily mean better games.

The video Tom posted is the first and only song I've heard from them (it's Chastity Belt, right?). Do all their songs have a similar sound to Real Estate?

Do it, Obama. For AMERICA.

If the point of these new rules is to make the game more watchable and in turn winning over new fans, having shorter games will be extremely important during the playoffs, when people who don’t normally watch baseball games will be tuning in. These rules, along with telling Joe Buck to shut the fuck up, should help.

Demichelis is so bad I refuse to include him on my squad in FIFA.

Usually life sentence-related prison tats look like shit, but this one looks good on you, Aaron!

And your lawyer will tell you that you can't read and bill you.

The death penalty is good...for me to poop on.

Sending him to Indiana is punishment enough.

Dashiell Bennett.

David Boston.

Hmm, jogger short. It’s not Whitlock.

I live in an Oberon-crazed area as well and usually I can find draft specials all over the place.

My girlfriend would like to have some words, Will.