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Dylan Penn, if you're reading, I'll treat you right and then make you chocolate chip pancakes the next morning.

Haters gon' hate.

Have you seen the Buckeyes play?

Maybe we're having a tough time seeing eye to eye because you read nothing but Facebook.

Good god, looking at Mussina's stats, he was a beast. Nine straight seasons of 200 IP>, career WHIP of 1.19 and 2,800 k's. But all baseball writers will see is >300 wins and no Cy Young.

Are ~30,000 Native Americans dying every year from genocide? Because there are 30,000 men who die every year from prostate cancer.

I see a quarter of Native Americans, both men and women, smoke cigarettes. That number is higher than any other group listed.

Heritage > cancer. I get it now.

Damn you, Justin Bartha. Good work, but damn you.

Granted, Steve Bellisari was OSU's quarterback during those two Outback bowls.

Now you know we can't do that.

Yeah our defense blows. FSU's receivers would eat our secondary alive.

Go to White Castle.

ASU #6. Good share, though.

Seriously? You think our offense wouldn't score? The defense will give up points, sure, but the offense is as anyone's this year, imo.

TFM.

No.

This pertains to the Dirt Bag last night and I'm not saying revelatory here, but:

After watching the first two clips, I want to shove someone too after again seeing the goddamn Arcade Fire album advertised.